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A man goes into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five
iron wrapped tightly around his neck, of course the doctor asks
what happened to him.
"Well, it pretty much goes like this," said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my dear wife, when she sliced
her ball into a pasture of cows."
..."and we went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I
walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was
my wife's golf ball....stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake." |
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"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Holy cow, Edna,
this looks like yours!'"
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