Funny Emo Jokes

Question: How many emos does it take to microwave a mama’s burrito?
Answer: 4.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Facebook about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and Facebook.
The other to make the mexican burrito.

Q: Whats the difference between an Emo and a baby?
A: The baby doesnt cry as much

Q: How many emo children does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to make a cheesecake?
A: None, there are no emo kids in it.

Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.