Short Hilarious Jokes

 
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Muyo says : " Have you read that every average Bosnian man, has at
least 8 relationships before marriage ?".
Haso replies : " Jesus! Some people really had a good time instead of me!".


What do a cop and a dog have in common?
They both look at you as if they understand what you're saying.

Whats the difference between Red Bull and pot ?
Red Bull gives you wings, and pot gives you a full boost on all four.

 

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Snow White is sitting on Pinocchio's face and she says "tell me a lie".

 

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

 

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

 

 

Blondes & Butter What do blondes have in common with butter?
They both spread for bread.
 markovic je u8citelj aha da da

  Added: 08.03.2008.  Views: 10559  Rate:



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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