One Liner Dirty Jokes

Whats the name of the mountain 8 times bigger than Velebit?
Velebyte.

On the day Sadame was executed, he got an SMS:
" Who hasn't hide was as dumb as donkey. Ratko Mladic "

What do the submarine and Windows have in common?
As soon as you open a Window, it sinks!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.