Great and Always Free Mexican Jokes

Why Mexico haven’t any team for Olimpiade?

Any man  that could  run , jump or playing basketball   are already in USA!

There were 3 men traveling  through Amazon region , a Mexican ,a German and  an American  and Amazon people have catch them. The chief  of their  tribe have said to German, "What would you  want to have on your back  during   whipping? Germ have said, "I wanna oil!" This is why  they put oil on  his back, right after a  large Amazons whips him 10 times. After he had finished   Germ have had huge welts on the back , and he was so week so he could  hardly move. Chef haul the German away, son after he said  to Mexican Man, "What will be on your  back?" "I am taking nothing!" , and  he takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. At last Amazons have asked American the same question,

He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."