Really funny blonde jokes 

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he is having a show in a small club in a town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual hilarious dumb blonde jokes when a stupid blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting sarcasticly:

The ventriloquist gets really embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde suddenly yells

''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!'“

There were two blonde girls, one was Russian and the other was American.

"We were in the outerspace first" said the russian one.

"We went to the moon first" said the American blonde.

"We will be the first to go to the sun" said the russian.

"Now that's hilarious. How are you gonna do that?" said the american one.

"We have our ultimate plan all worked out. We are going at night!"