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      Blonde Advices a Driver
 

A truck is waiting in front of the traffic-lights... A breathless blonde knocks on the window..knock knock.

   

The trucker opens and the blonde says: „Hi, my name is Kiky, you’re loosing stuff from the track, it’s falling out!“ But the trucker doesn’t seem to notice what she says and continues to drive.  

On the next semaphore, the same thing happens. She knocks, he opens the window, and the blonde goes „Hi, my name is Kiky, something is falling out of the truck!“ But the trucker ignores her and proceeds further.

At the third stop the blonde knocks again . The trucker who is already pissed off opens the window, and the almost out of air blondegoes „Hi, I am Kiky, and you have something spilling out of the truck!“ and the trucker replies „Hi, I am Fickret, it’s snowing outside, and I am spilling the salt!“

      Blonde And Psychiatrist
 

 

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist:

"I travel a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never get in touch with me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a a cell phone?"

Blonde: "Those are a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.

Psychiatrist: "Oh ... How is that working for you?"

Blonde: "Well, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "..and why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I think its because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

 


  Added: 30.01.2008.  Views: 3450  Rate:



  Kristen
the first one killed it but the second was prettty go
od :)
  glaoa
sisaj ga markovicu lenji seljaku
  GARYN
  Your Name
that second one was hilarious about the zip changing
things
  princess
hahaha! very funny! i didnt like the first one much t
hough....second oine waz funny!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

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