Free Nigger Jokes - Free Black People Jokes

A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, nigger boy, give me a drink." The black bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "nigger.

" "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the spic says, "Hey moon cricket, another round." The nigger says, "Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon cricket" either." The spic says, "Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the nigger walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."

In a first grade class on the first day of school, the teacher wanted to get to know all the students, so she had them all stand up and speak their names. A little black boy stood up and said that his name was "Mother Fucker." "Excuse me?" asked the teacher. "That's right ho, my name be Mother Fucker." "Well listen here," said the teacher, "this may be the first day of school, and you may think you can use foul language to get attention, but I can assure you that I won't tolerate it. Now, tell me your real name right now or I will send you straight to the principal's office." The black boy replied, "Look bitch, I said my name be Mother Fucker, and I mean ta tell ya, it be Mother Fucker!" "Well, that's it! Get out of my classroom right now!" The boy headed for the door and when he got there he turned to his twin brother who was also in the classroom and said, "Let's go, Fuck Face, the bastard ain't gonna believe you either."

A nigger walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the freakin' place."

A nigger comes in the doctor's office and says, "Doctuh, you gots ta hep me! I'm dyin' and it hurts!" "Well, where does it hurt, kid?" "Oh lawd, it hurts here," pointing to his leg, "And it hurts here," pointing to his arm, "And it's killin' me here," pointing to his back. After a complete exam, the doctor says, "Get out of my office you moron, all you have is a broken finger!"

The Pope, a boyscout, and the smartest nigger in the world are on an airplane. The engine fails and the plane starts falling down, and there are just two parachutes. The smartest nigger in the world says, "Due to my extraordinarily high intelligence, it is imperative that I survive and continue to show black people the path of greatness." He takes a parachute and jumps out. The Pope tells the boyscout, "I am an old man and I am ready to meet God, so you may use the remaining parachute, my child." The boyscout replies, "No, that's all cool Pope, but we both have parachutes because that stupid nigger just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

A priest and a rabbi show up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "How can I help you boys?" "Well, we just died and we would like to enter Heaven." Peter looks at his board and says, "I don't think so. You have been pretty bad on Earth and we don't let people like that in here. But let me tell you something; go ahead and go to Hell, just for the time being. If Satan will lets you come back, I will let you in." Peter sends them away laughing, because Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven.
About 10 minutes later the preacher shows back up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "No shit! Satan let you come back?" "Yeah, he was in a good mood and said for $20 bucks each we could get out of Hell." "Well, where is that rabbi guy?" "I have no idea know, when I left he had Satan down to $19.95."

Did you hear about the brand new Black Barbie?
It comes with twelve kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.